According to my calculations, if you were to head west from Amarillo (more like Armadillo, amirite!?) Texas traveling 120 miles per hour at precisely 40 minutes before the sunset, you could drive into the sunset for 50 minutes.
I just had an entire dream about making a sandwich. A super villain told me his sinister plans in life, and literally got bored and left because I was focused on making the sandwich. Then my parents showed up, and I started eating the sandwich, and we were talking about the neighbors.
"We’re putting together a short clip for this one little joke, we’re thinking vintage 80’s cop theme, can you handle it?"
"I’ve waited my whole life for you to ask me that."
Fetishes are fucking great, but liking, grabbing, jiggling, manhandling, grinding your genitals on, biting or sucking on your partner’s fat is not a fucking fetish. That’s called “fucking your partner,” and it doesn’t become a fetish just because they’re fat and sexualizing a fat person is new or unheard of to you.