It is on June 1st that I, Ron Fancy, shall endeavor to travel a full TWENTY YEARS back in time. My destination: Portland, Oregon. The year: Two Thousand and Thirteen-teen-een. I will experience the hip slacker lifestyle referenced in ancient texts and cassette tape recordings that modern historians so often quickly dismiss as a quaint, yet ultimately unsustainable utopia, much like the era of “under 30 minutes or it’s free” pizza delivery.
Let us hope my presence 20 years in the past does not cause dire and drastic changes to the current time line, thus instantly shifting or erasing the destinies of everyone I hold dear. I don’t know if I could live with myself if I returned to find the world awash in a sea of flannel, or worse yet, Canadian Tuxedos.
Wish me luck O.O
Angelina Duplisea - Filmography
If I had won powerball I would have have cast her in a movie about fat space mermaids defending the earth against ancient techno robots that come to rob our planet of its Daft Punk resources.
But I never win anything ever ;____;