May 2012
imboundtopackitup replied to your link: Holy flying flaming ballsack! Garbage is gonna make a new album!
I do believe it’s already made. I heard a new song a couple weeks back and they are touring.
I’m the last to know everything forever D’:
Holy flying flaming ballsack! Garbage is gonna... →
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In case you've been wondering why I haven't been... →
April 2012
This is currently the best thing. Ever. Forever. →
I just realized I've got a thick skull.
Mayhaps that is why I like to press my head into yours.
Blood, sweat, saliva, a potion we make.
I’m talking about sex.
Hmmm, I need to work on my asian soups.
Next time I go shopping, I’m going to go to the asian market and buy all of the things. Mostly sauces. I pretty much put hoisen and fish sauce in everything.
Unsolicited window stories from fellow cabbies at...
“It sucks, I have this job wheah I have ta go 8 miles out of my way to pick up this chahge I haven’t picked up in 8 yeahs. She’s the most arrogant lady I ever met, she’s a WHOAH, A WHOAH. Apantly she got a tumah in hah head and now she’s a bettah puhson.”
“Tell me how you like the job when you’ve felt that cold steel on that back of ya head three...
Bob's Burgers, Y U so adorable!?
OMFG
I just got a pamphlet from the gas company warning about the potential for gas leaks and how you should maintain your pipes. There is a little picture of a flame that says “scratch here”. What happens when you scratch it?
IT SMELLS LIKE FARTS.
I mean, I know that they make gas smell farty/rotten eggy so that you know when their is a leak in the house, but let’s think about...
I am now a taxi driver.
O__O
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Things better than pizza rolls (when there is no...
More pizza rolls
My beard got two cat calls today. O__O
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Dear sweet hoot owl, I can hear you, but where you...
Where are you hootin’ about, little owl?
From 2009: Scientists draw ancient squid using... →
How did I miss this? O=
An ancient squid was so remarkably well-preserved, that scientists were able to draw a picture of it using its own 150 million-year-old ink. The remains of a Belemnotheutis antiquus were found by paleontologists during a dig in Wiltshire, England, when they cracked open what looked like an ordinary rock.
What they found inside was anything but ordinary. After mixing...
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We're so mystified by mist because when places we...
More terrifying than vampires, dragons, and ghouls is the idea that we’re the only monsters left.
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