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I keep forgetting to do this at parties. The bears get all fat and bloated and jiggly when they suck up the rum, it’s the best.
Apparently tofu get’s pretty awesome if you just fry it in an inch of oil without even breading it. So that’s first: fry up some tofu cubes.
Then I’d saute some jalapenos and halved cherries under really high heat, enough to brown the cherries. Toss in some ginger, brandy, sriracha sauce, cocoa powder, salt, maybe some tamarind extract, and thyme. This might be magical.
I’m trawling through foodgawker tonight, so I’m going to make you all cry.

HOLY SHIT THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW,
BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.
i would kill him dead with my mouth
FUK U TUHTLE IMA ET U.
(Source: alondrayvette)